Top 7 Reasons to Know You're a Spinster: Part II

1.) You've received advertisements for the "50s Singles" when you're only in your 20s
2.) People on college campus call you ma'am
3.) You look at the "jean" sweats and they no longer look so ridiculous
4.) Your heart patters at the thought of free food or chocolate
5.) Instead of being a regular at some place called "The Park" or the "Black Cat", you are now at regular at a place called "The Public Library"
6.) When you choose to eat 10 cookies instead of exercise
7.) You thought Nicholas Sparks was in the advertisement business for fireworks...