The Jitters

So my boss makes me really nervous. I'm not sure why, but I totally freak out whenever I see him. I always try to be on my Ps and Qs with him, but I believe I end up looking more like a mute freak. I become crazy quiet and yet I have all this nervous energy, so I start to fidget. Today I was copying something and he came out of his office. He greeted me in his deep voice and I quickly said hi in an Office Space manner like the guy who says, "who took my stapler" and tried to run away. As I ran away, I kinda didn't see this thing, called a wall, and I definitely ran into it. I just kept going...all the way to my car, which I believe might have added to the awkwardness.