B.O.

So I was at the restaurant with my friend and all of a sudden an unpleasant odor overtakes me. What is that? Is that...BO? Eww...suddenly confused with the new offensive smell I look around to see what has changed. A new person has sat behind me. Oh. I try to continue the conversation and eat my food despite the continuous offensive smell when an additional smell comes. A fish smell. The combination made it hard to get dessert and my friend and I quickly exited. Due to my personal paranoia I wanted to check myself to ensure that it was not me that was emitting the offensive odor. As we exited I did what any normal girl would do and tried to stealthily smell myself. It turned out to be great timing as in the same moment I went for the smell my eyes suddenly locked with three guys sitting at the bar outside who seemed fixated by my actions. Yes. That is how to attract the men, ladies...

PS -- In case you were on your seat in anticipation...I was thankfully not the one with the offensive smell.