Spinster

You know you have reached Spinsterhood when

a.) your boss tries to set you up with random people (including those at work)

b.) random people from work try to set you up with their son or "friend"

c.) looking at wedding rings at the store seems similar to looking for leprechauns and a pot of gold under a rainbow

d.) inevitably it is to be expected for a family member in any conversational dialogue to include
"so...anything new going on in your life?"